I don’t like stress, it makes me feel like crying and shouting and screaming and then eventually depressed and then not so nice thoughts, that would probably earn me a trip to a therapist.
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
These parents are doing Facebook right.
the tamagotchi one gets me every single time
Ronald’s comment comes the fuck out of nowhere
ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!
My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am
They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
sometimes i marvel at the fact that people actually tell me they’re intimidated by me or scared of me when i am??? the embodiment of this gif???? thats literally all i am